… only kidding.

There was a recent Expo, for Security and Safety firms. So, one of them decided that what Tokyo needs is fire-safety suits for those cute little miniture Daschunds that EVERYBODY in Japan seems to have. The fire-suit would also have a little emergency food supply for said doggy.

The only thing is, that suit looks like it could easily overheat the dog, and could actually turn in a nice little ‘oven-bag’ in a fire related disaster scenario.
Poor little things.