Yeah, it’s Eurovision Song Contest time… a time when Yuko and I sit in front of the TV with a bit of plonk and basically laugh at how shit the whole contest is.

First up, congratulations to “Kate Nash” for winning, for Germany ;)
I mean, what the hell was going on there!? Yes, we see other European countries singing in English all the time… but singing in a mockney-cockney accent?!?

Other honourable mentions go to Denmark for their Sting-alike effort, and for the “pitch-invasion” during the Spanish song.

As for Britain, tonight was the first time we heard the song. We thought it f@£king sucked!!! We deserved to come last to be honest.

My favourite for the night was Bosnia (gotta love a guitar based song), Yuko kinda like Greece.

However, at the end of day, when Europe is bloody skint and Germany seems to be the ‘least skint’ country of the lot everyone was bound to suck up to them and vote for them ;)